Anti-Emo Movement Doesn't Exist

In their recent trip to Mexico, MTV News found out how the emos were holding up from the anti-emo movement. Apparently, after watching the entire report, we think this whole anti-emo stuff has been blown güey (hehe, get it?) out of hand. The news crew spoke with Kristoff, Mexico’s most outspoken anti-emo television VJ, who said there is no anti-emo movement. He even told MTV News they wouldn’t be able to find one person to publicly talk about it because it doesn’t exist. Qué sorpresa! And all this time we thought those little emo kiddies were being beaten on a daily basis. [MTV News]