Despite her recent plans for a fairy tale, uber-expensive wedding, Salma has just called off her engagement! This plays out como una telenovela verdadera! Salma’s rep confirms:

We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.

Ay ay ay. What do you think happened mi gente? Are we going to hear rumors of Francois hanging around Hooters? [Lossip]

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