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Perez Hilton’s new book, “Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide On Keeping Up With The Hiltons” will even have your English professor taking notes on pimpin’ the fame game. Yes mi gente, this is pop literature at its finest! The self-proclaimed “Queen of All Media” adds sazón to the meaning of page-turning sabrosura with uncensored celebrity tips, including “How to Put The ‘Ho’ in Hollywood.”

We caught-up with the gossip gangster himself to chat about which celeb Latina needs a private lesson and how you can earn your fifteen minutes of stardom while keeping it spicy. Did we mention MTV Tr3s also snatched an official autographed copy?! Shhheck our exclusive interview with Perez right below!