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The Fat Joe-50 Cent feud might be getting outta hand but we think it’s pretty chistoso. El rapero Fat Joe will be releasing his new mixtape and has called it “Gay Unit Vol. 1.” Ok, you’re laughin but that’s not the funny part — the cover of the album will be a pic of 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo in make-up! Sheeeit, this fight is going to keep on going and going until one of them is man enough to kill da noise. Y’all know that all this drama started up cuando Fat Joe did a collabo with Ja Rule, who 50 is hatin’ on, but we ain’t even gonna begin to explain why those two have beef. When will these guys just show some love and make up already? [Rap Weekly]

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Rapper 50 Cent went all out with the punches in this video he released today bashing rapper Fat Joe really, really badly. In the video, 50 is having a funeral for Fat Joe saying that he’s done and gone in the music biz. Ay caramba, this IS embarrassing!

So Fat Joe is going through some tough times with the release of his latest album “The Elephant in the Room,” which 50 repeatedly states sold only 46,000 units. Ok 50 we get it, his album sales are low. During a crisis like this, with an embarrassing video from your rap nemesis all out in the open, what does a Puerto Rican rapper do? Well we have three suggestions:

Fat Joe can make his own “Diss” video. We think he should pull down his pants and show his cheeks to 50 so he can kiss it.

Fat Joe can ignore the video and be the adult in this situation. Internet bashing is childish and so high school. When is 50 gonna learn that he can’t always be on top. Look what happened to him when he tried to diss Kanye West. He got the embarrassment of his life when Kanye beat out his record sales by a landslide.

Fat Joe can go to 50 and give him a hug. Sometimes all you need is some “Thug Love.”
[MTV Newsroom]

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We got our thieving little hands on some raw video footage of Fat Joe dishin’ the dirt on his man-drama with rapper Papoose. When it comes down to it, we’re siding with Fat Joe on this one. Come on, he’s like, what, 200 pounds (No offense Joe, but tu sabes)?! And have you chavos seen Papoose lately? That’s some skinny-ass dude right there! Now we ain’t saying there’s anything wrong with the way Fat Joe and Papoose looks like but we think a gordo chavo can definitely take on a skinny chavo any day.

Oh, and what’s really lo’ and dirty about this fight is the fake picture of Fat Joe’s busted up face that we found. It looks totally fake! Especially when you compare the non-busted up Fat Joe face next to it. So let’s get to the serious question here, who are you guys believing, Papoose or Fat Joe? [MTV News]

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