Secret lovers no more! Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have ditched their marriages, merged into the alien couple known as Madriguez, and started house-hunting for the perfect love shack…

Word on the field is that the Bronx Bomber and his official Material Girl are searching for the perfect pad in New York City. A real estate executive has revealed to Page Six that the couple has been trying to remain low-key about their plans by apartment hunting separately, but their secret is out thanks to the chismoso. Besides vacationing in Mexico City together, Alex and Madge have been look at fancy double-width mansions in the price range of $30 million to $60 million.

Talk about ballpark figures! Madriguez can spend all of the loot they want for a love shack, but we are already counting down their expiration date. Aren’t you? [Latina]

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Can we ever resist a plateful of Alex Rodriguez and Madonna drama?!

Word on la calle is that the Bronx Bomber has decided to ditch his holiday plans with ex-wife Cynthia and his two daughters for a lovely Thanksgiving feast with Madge. The player tried to make up for lost time by taking his familia out to dinner in Miami yesterday, but the slim pickings aren’t enough for Cynthia.

According to Access Hollywood, Ms. Cindy is furious over Alex’s decision. She states in an email to a friend/snitch:

My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!

An updated version of the story raced into the tabloids and denied all of the telenovela drama. It is confirmed that Alex will spend Thanksgiving with his familia. Bueno, the Material Girl can’t be thankful for this move. We think A-Rod is exactly where he belongs. No crees? [Latina]

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Just when we thought this chisme was fried and fizzled, a newly divorced Madonna and (not so secret) lover Alex Rodriguez are throwing in more sazón with extra spice…

The 50-year-old pop singer and ex-husband Guy Richie finalized their divorce with a $18 million settlement courtesy of “The Material Girl.” Besides getting her freak on during her “Sticky & Sweet” tour, Madge is reportedly trying to get knocked-up. Potential baby daddy? None other than Bronx Bomber A-Rod! The Yankees may have fallen short on the field this season, but Alex’s skills appear just right for the Kabbalah mama.

Word on the field is that A-Rod is purchasing a $53 million New York penthouse apartment two blocks from his querida. Perhaps this points to some emergency late night snuggle sessions?

A snitch close to the player reveals:

Alex knows that this is a difficult time for Madonna, especially as she has children. So he thought this was the best way to be close to her without being too intrusive. He is completely into her and willing to be patient while she sorts everything out. All he cares about is just being close to her.

A source close to Madge also spilled the frijoles by claiming that the star wants Alex to be her new baby daddy:

She thinks he’s physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her.

This chisme is more bazaar than ever! Let’s just hope Madonna gets working at expanding la familia before she hits menopause. Can you picture the future M-Rod’s? [Perez Hilton, The Daily News]

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Dominican pop princesa Kat DeLuna showed fans she has more skills to “Whine Up” to this week when she sang the national anthem in Dallas.

Kat graced the stage on Monday September 15th (coincidentally the start of Hispanic Heritage month) to help kick-off the Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles football game in Texas. Check out the clip of Kat Deluna singing and listen closely!

We think we hear some booing in the background. Is this just another case of restless football fanatics hating on our girl or did she really sound like a strangled cat? We’ll let you be the judge! [YouTube]

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Pimp-master Alex Rodriguez never misses a hit! The Bronx bomber was recently caught partying with a mystery blond in South Beach. An undercover eye-spy claims that the couple devoured a romantic dinner and then warmed-up their cuerpos at Bougainvilla nightclub until 1 a.m.

Sounds like this player is feasting on his fresh game. Madge and Cynthia who?! [Page Six]

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The Yankees bullpen may be cursed with a losing streak lately, but Alex Rodriguez is still throwing us hard-hitting chisme by running his bills for Madonna’s charity Raising Malawi. According to a snitch, the Bronx Bomber is taking one for the team by donating at least $500 million to Madge’s organization, which offers medical and educational aid to African orphans.

Let’s not forget that this generous pimp still owes his ex-wife Cynthia Rodriguez some serious dinero for child support. This player needs more practice at his game because he should know that dropping cash on more than one mujer spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E. [The Daily News]

Latinos have already claimed the universe, and now we’re ready to take Beijing. While athletes across the world have dreams of gold at this summer’s Olympics, we’ll keep nuestros ojos on our gente - one family in particular.

Allow us to introduce the Lopez familia (no not George’s TV family). We’re talking about the “First Family of Taekwondo.” Siblings Diana (23), Mark (25), and Steven (29) have been studying the martial arts since their family immigrated to the USA from Nicaragua in 1972. Having a huge respect for martial arts, their papi enrolled oldest brother Jean in a taekwondo school and it soon became a family affair.

Jean went on to become a two-time Pan American Champion and silver medalist at the world championships. Ahora, Jean will accompany his siblings in Beijing…as their coach. Juntos, they are the first family to compete together in the Olympic Games since 1904.

Now we have a good reason to stay tuned to this year’s Olympics! Qué viva la raza!

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While Madonna and Guy Richie are sorting out sus problemas in spiritual counseling, Alex Rodriguez is heating up the drama by firing back about his sticky divorce with ex-mujer Cynthia Rodriguez. According to People, the Bronx Bomber player strongly denied all the infidelity allegations, but admitted that his marriage is “irretrievably broken.”

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We all knew the real dirty secretos were bound to hit the field sooner or later. Alex Rodriguez and estranged wife Cynthia Rodriguez may have finalized the divorce papers in court yesterday, but new rumors are swinging about A-Rod’s notorious down-low romance with Madonna.

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While Madonna is holding on tightly to her marriage, we can’t say the same for drama queen Alex Rodriguez. According to the Associated Press, Cynthia Rodriguez filed papers for divorce this morning in Miami, where the two own an estate.

While rumors about his infidelity with Madonna might be unfounded, A-Rod isn’t going to win a premio for Perfect Husband. His wife Cynthia cites “emotional abandonment” and a “long period of infidelity” on the part of Mr. Rodriguez as two reasons driving to divorce.

Guess the Madonna thing was really the last straw for the all-star esposa; she’s even accused hubby Alex of being brainwashed by Madge and her Kabbalah ways! [Associated Press]

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